Meanwhile IVF is north of $25k…
Police ultimately tracked down a “contract” signed by both the runaway parents and one would-be buyer, who was identified by authorities as Cody Martin.
It read: “I Darien Urban and Shalene Ehlers are signing our rights over to Cody Nathaniel Martin of our baby boy for $1,000 on 09/21/2024.
“Disclaimer: Alter signing this there will be no changing yall two’s minds and to never contact again.”
Literally a trailer park boys episode. I can picture what kind of campground this is.
It said they hadn’t even given them the money yet. I’m really hoping they only did it to remove the child from the awful parents, and were planning on going to the authorities in the morning. The man with the plan was heavily intoxicated
“I’m a man with a plan and the plan is to drink as fast as I can”
Was it their baby or someone else’s?
Asking the real questions
A baby’s a baby, pal. You buyin or what?
Why do their faces look like they are about to pop? Is stupid a liquid?
You can sell your babies. Just not like that. It only works for rich people wanting to buy a baby.
How close are those branches of that family tree‽
It ain’t a tree, its a double helix
The möbius strip of bad decisions and family reunions.
I can’t wrap my head around carrying a child for that long inside you only to be like this 2 months later.
Metheny and Brocaine
Would it be unethical to oblige for the sake of getting the child to safety?
I’m not saying I would do it (I don’t have that kinda cash) but like wouldn’t that be the ethical choice if you could? Save this child from parents who clearly aren’t capable/willing to raise it properly?
With how the police are? You politely decline the offer and call the police while watching the couple from a distance. They’ll likely to arrest you for human trafficking just to pad out the arrest statics.
Infinite money glitch
Nope, the most amount of kids someone has had is 69, so I’m sure it’s not worth the sub $70k for your entire life
Jesus, buy that woman a kickstand
What kind of beer though?
It’s Arkansas.
Busch Light. I forgot they were too woke. I don’t know what they’ve switched to, I haven’t drank in over a decadeActually might be Busch light, Budweiser is the woke one and most of them don’t realize it’s the same company.
Bud is woke?
Well Bud Light is, they gave a single can to a trans women like a year and a half ago.
Aha. That’s monstrously woke indeed
