“Fuck, Jerry, this one is 2/1000 of an inch! Rerun the batch!”

Cracked XP install missing crucial DLLs, GatorWallet toolbar on IE 4, but Doom runs great and it cranks out a paper when needed.

Thanks for the fix

Fark might be a very close second.

Graphical GNU Image Manipulation Program I believe.

GIMP has joined the chat

Welcome back. You’re on lemmy.world, a perfectly cromulent instance, so I’d just leave it as is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Bankman-Fried

Agreed.

The judge is participating in the sentence too.

I mean, how common could a name like James Watt be? /s

The HackRF has an app that let’s you choose different UPC codes on the screen.

This reminded me of my very first job in which I learned that knowledge of the undocumented PLU codes on the cash register could be more powerful than the management key. Similar concept ha ha

There’s even some instances with old reddit-like styling/formatting, if you’re into that sort of thing.

I’ll pimp my example: https://old.lemmy.fan/

What about the people who often have DDoD, OCIS, NCIS, CCNA, CCNP, A+, Ph.D, MA, MBA, BA, BS, K12, SCRUMDIDDLYUMPTIOUS after their names? Can we get rid of title abuse then never focus on pronouns?

Spaceballs! When I was maybe 8 or 9.

I asked my mom “What’s a ‘virgin alarm’ and what does it mean that it is programmed to go off before you do?” and she said ask me again in thirty years.

Reminds me, I forgot to ask her.

Right? Like, aim a little higher dude. Starbucks has like twice the traffic and everyone is wearing headphones. win-win.

I laughed way too hard at this, well done

FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8

and

CTQBH-WBMFB-J42VR-H6TGG-2DRDT

are the two that I used almost non-stop.

(I have them memorized - Never forget the 6 month cycle of reinstalling XP.)

But if you think back then how cars were designed, they didn’t have well designed crumple zones to absorb the impact. So if your options are to get pancaked between metal or go flying out the window, flying at least gives you a chance of survival.

Crumple zones don’t extend into the car’s cabin. They absorb the impact, much like a bunch of accordians. The kinetic energy is dispersed.

The cabin area is surrounded by a cage of steel designed to protect the occupant. Jaws of Life, essentially hydraulic bolt cutters/scissors/something you want your fingers to avoid at all costs, are used to cut through those steel reinforcements in accidents where the cabin is compromised.

Any accident involves more variables than can be predicted. Speed, road shape and conditions, tire quality, driving experience, vehicle weight, all of this can throw a vehicle, and its occupant, into the unknown data category. Thus, auto manufacturers do their best to try to keep the occupants safe and in the car. That’s unironically the safest place in an accident.

When a person is flying out of the window, nothing but the air resistance or earth of some sort is slowing down the kinetic energy. Glass, metal, and physics are not the compromising sort.

Edit: I reread your comment and you are exactly right. Old cars were protected by pure metal, no crumple zones needed. Great idea, until it wasn’t. Didn’t mean to lemmysplain to you. Hopefully this comment is useful to someone lol.