“The demon made me suck those men off too— and now my wife is pissed”

*Not-the-Onion

Really captured his neck vagina with that soft light

Kim Jong Un can’t feed his citizens so he’s shipping them off

Bruce wants his tax cuts

Alfred is wearing a MAGA cap

Without detailing their pre-employment of Project 2025 tenets…

Russian assets (that Putin has kiddy kompromat on) now banding together to destroy America because Trump’s numbers are faltering.

🎵They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats. They— they’re eating the children of the people who live there.

🎵Throw your hands in the air, if you’re a pedo playa

Gross

Username checks out

I can mark the area

Oh, Merrick is busy trying to get Trump re-elected for his Federalist society masters, you know… for tax cuts.

By his logic—we may as well just bury this guy alive, he’s just going to die anyways.

PEDOVORES UNITE!!

PAPER TOWELS 🧻 FOR EVERYONE— BOTH SIDES!

The CyBeR-rUsT is a total piece of shit 💩

Mark Robinson *Clayton Bigsby

The pre-teen diddler dance

It’s the Putin party.

It’s a “gotcha question” because it shows exactly who is taking Rubles for payment.

<Jabba the Trump shakes flippers with Jabba the Musk>