• tux7350@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      3 months ago

      Well thanks for getting my hopes up. I went into the profile looking for penis and all I got was cat pics D:<

      • theangryseal@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        3 months ago

        You wouldn’t want to see an angry seal penis anyway. Or maybe you would? You dodged a bullet. Or maybe you didn’t?

        I have the most typical penis. Nothing special. I’ll describe it if you want. Just your average everyday penis. Now you’re curious. I’m sorry.

        I’ll describe it.

        Tip like a mushroom, shaft like a stem. Balls where the mycelium would normally be, but not buried. Just hanging out above ground. Mostly black hair, a few grays scattered in. A few inches from an asshole with a prominent hemorrhoid scar. Mostly soft, but occasionally not so soft. Has produced more offspring than is typical. Vasectomy incoming.

        Hope that helps.