This wasn’t in the date night song…

  • higgsboson@dubvee.org
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    28 days ago

    I’m vegetarian, so “All You Can Eat” at an Applebees actually means “all you can stomach”. It’ll be soggy fries, a mediocre salad (hold the bacon bits), maybe an appetizer if I’m lucky. Perhaps they are better now, but I doubt it. There’s a reason I haven’t been inside an Applebees for at least a decade.