For those who have tipped, you can breathe a big sigh of relief. Per Baby Jesus®, to err is human to forgive is bovine. And either way cows aren’t exactly smart by vertebrate standards.
“Cow tipping” and “uncooked rice killing birds” have got to be the two biggest and most successful trolls of all time.
What does it say on the counter? “Stolen by lighter something”?
Stolen by:
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Oh cool because tipping cows is very rude yes yes yes yes I am stupid
No cream for me please.
I recently came to learn that there are tons and tons of people who do not think cow tipping is real or possible. Having grown up in Dairyland: It’s real, it’s possible and it’s kinda funny being able to so easily knock over something so large.
Why do people just lie on the internet?
Okay, but on the other hand, my group if friends tried to tip a cow. It didn’t budge.
I’ve lived in the city my entire life so I’ve never seen a cow in person, how do you go about tipping the cow and why is it an issue?
Which city? Calcutta?
Bullshit.
