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ZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

How big is your desk?

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How big is your desk?

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ZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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  • Pierre-Yves Lapersonne@programming.devM
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    That is the reason why some developers are “full stack”. All computers are stacked 🤪

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    I have a KVM switch so I can control my array of computers with one monitor setup. I have a normal desk and a big closet to house all the computers.

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    Reminds me of a scam call center person telling Kitboga “your IP address is tied to your house address. You don’t get a new one unless you move houses”

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      I wish

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    You’re supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.

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      And I thought it meant those programmers are bad at memory management because their stack is always full.

    • ZeroCool@vger.socialOP
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      Well, now I feel like an idiot. I’ve always assumed that was just an expression!

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        Yes, but it’s a regular expression.

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    HTML CSS XML JSON SQL CRAYONS

    Okay, it’s starting to add up.

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      Not a single real language 😈

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        JSON and XML can be “real” languages. Mostly because of people who didn’t stop to ask if they should.

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    Actually long desks are no longer considered best practice. At my work, some devs have a lazy suzan, while others prefer a circle that they can pivot around to face the right computer.

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      A TARDIS console.

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    I hate working in frontend because I have to keep switching computers between Javascript, HTML, CSS and sometimes SVG

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      come on, only one out of those four is a programming language

      edit (begrudgingly): ok fine, half, but still

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        SVG? SVG isn’t half a language, it’s a completely functional one!

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        CSS is turing conplete.

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