BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

I see your old CRT Nye cart… and raise you the only time in your life you ever encountered the mutant donkey child of a CD-ROM and a vinyl record in the player that was only used once, sitting on the shelf below the TV on said cart.

So, when I absent-mindedly glanced at the thumbnail, I thought it kind of looked like Chinese characters for a second. That made me curious, so I looked up if there was a Chinese version of the theme, and, yeah, man. That’s exactly what I wanted.

Fuck Bill Nye. Beakman’s World is where it’s at.