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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Aw, man...

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Aw, man...

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Free rubs exam! Pets belly with sorry only

    • danc4498@lemmy.world
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      I’m full of sorry. No pets belly though.

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    SORRY PETS ONLY

    That doesn’t necessarily exclude people…

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      I dont think they’d be happy if I brought my gimp in on a leash

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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        I think they would the first time… After that it gets old and you become THAT guy. Suddenly you have a restraining order and can only rub your gimp on the easement and street adjacent sidewalk…

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    “This is my cat. I am its pet. This is my belly. Start rubbing.”

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    Every disclaimer has a story behind it.

    • ripcord@lemmy.world
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      The story here is probably that the sign writer was funny.

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    There’s no way they didn’t get phone calls about this.

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    Don’t dead open inside

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      Free rubs exam pets.

      Belly with sorry only.

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