bquintb@midwest.social to politics @lemmy.world · 8 months agoMissouri bill to ban all child marriages runs into resistance from House Republicanswww.kansascity.comexternal-linkmessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1283arrow-down12
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minus-squareaudiomodder@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up20·8 months agoMath major here: by inductive proof n=18 If marriage is allowed for n, then we must also allow for n-1. Therefore: newborns can now get married.
minus-squareClusterfck@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up13·8 months agoYour first mistake was using math in Missouri.
minus-squareRavenFellBlade@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 months agoNow jist wait a dern minute! Them numbers is lookin like letters! That’s spicious! squints menacingly
minus-squareAlbertSpangler@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoAl-gebra? Sounds like somewhere that needs bombing
minus-squareBertuccio@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoYour proof doesn’t end at 0. Embryos can get married.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoI’m going further and I’m gonna marry my balls in Missourah.
Math major here: by inductive proof
n=18 If marriage is allowed for n, then we must also allow for n-1. Therefore: newborns can now get married.
Your first mistake was using math in Missouri.
Now jist wait a dern minute! Them numbers is lookin like letters! That’s spicious! squints menacingly
Al-gebra? Sounds like somewhere that needs bombing
Your proof doesn’t end at 0. Embryos can get married.
I’m going further and I’m gonna marry my balls in Missourah.