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minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoI’d tell them to do that and they’d just be like: Oompa loompa doompity dater What do you get as a chronic masturbater.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-26 months agoOompa loompa doopity dorn On your dick you’ve grown a corn Oompa loompa doppity dock You’ll get cut from that crusty sock Oompa loompa diggity dod Every day you grow further from God I don’t like the smell of it
I’d tell them to do that and they’d just be like:
Oompa loompa doompity dater
What do you get as a chronic masturbater.
Oompa loompa doopity dorn
On your dick you’ve grown a corn
Oompa loompa doppity dock
You’ll get cut from that crusty sock
Oompa loompa diggity dod
Every day you grow further from God
I don’t like the smell of it