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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

I got fired from my job pressing vinyl albums.

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I got fired from my job pressing vinyl albums.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

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They got tired of me shouting “It’s a new record!” every ten seconds.

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Since it’s being distributed to the world it’s a NEW WORLD RECORD

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