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minus-squarediprount_tomato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up82arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoPeople who light up candles: 😟
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66arrow-down1·10 months agoBirthdays don’t exist. That’s a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.
minus-squarekilleronthecorner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·10 months agoReally want a big cake now
minus-squareOneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·10 months ago…you guys don’t use long stick lighters to light birthday candles, so as to not burn yourself when lighting 30 of those sumbitches?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·10 months agoNah, I just use my Spaceballs The Flame Thrower, the kids love that one.
minus-squareSuckMyWang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-210 months agoI’m sorry but you’ve been fooled. It’s not big cake, it’s actually big candle. Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy while they destroyed peoples lives from the shadows. Tell everyone. I didn’t kill myself.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoOf course you didn’t! Falling out of the window was an accident.
minus-squareVikingHippie@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months ago Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy …where are you getting invisible cakes? 🤔
minus-squareoce 🐆@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoCandles are actually bad for your home air and so are open wood fires, despite their romantic image. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/jan/09/too-many-smelly-candles-heres-how-scents-impact-the-air-quality-in-your-home
People who light up candles: 😟
Birthdays don’t exist. That’s a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.
Really want a big cake now
…you guys don’t use long stick lighters to light birthday candles, so as to not burn yourself when lighting 30 of those sumbitches?
Nah, I just use my Spaceballs The Flame Thrower, the kids love that one.
I’m sorry but you’ve been fooled. It’s not big cake, it’s actually big candle. Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy while they destroyed peoples lives from the shadows. Tell everyone.
I didn’t kill myself.
Of course you didn’t!
Falling out of the window was an accident.
…where are you getting invisible cakes? 🤔
Big if true
Candles are actually bad for your home air and so are open wood fires, despite their romantic image. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/jan/09/too-many-smelly-candles-heres-how-scents-impact-the-air-quality-in-your-home