That’s not weed, that’s wee

Really feel sorry for the guy. Apparently the drinking was the only way to ease the physical pain he was in so much of the time.

I believe it’s spelled “TURRRIST!”

But if you do them all at once they cancel each other out

You gotta get one of those used crack pipes, otherwise you’re missing out on the extra flavour

They want to know if you type in 8008135

You’re not James Bond. Or a 1337 haxx0r. This technology isn’t even new. Why are you stanning this guy? It’s an assinine position to take.

Great, now hackers and spies can detect my typing instead of using RATs or Trojans or packet sniffers, or just beating me with a $5 wrench (XKCD)

Also:

The trick, which takes advantage of the subtle acoustics created by tapping different keys on a computer, works even without a view of the computer’s keyboard, so long as the hacker has a line-of-sight view of any relatively reflective portion of the target laptop.

So… Closing the curtains is all it takes to defeat this amazing technological method. GG.

Ah but do you say it “Sue Doo” or “Sue dough”?

But I’m Finnish

Wait… Linus?

And every one is just a single block of text that the presenter reads out, slowly…

Check your neck for extra beard hairs, or your legs for knee high socks

What show / movie is this meme template from?

You’ve just gotta dig out the mouse/keyboard combo that came with the Packard Bell you bought in 1996 from some dusty box in the attic / storage room at work

Huh, I thought it was named after Al Gorithm

The fact that you don’t understand your argument is facile and easily undermined only highlights your lack of understanding and maturity.

Your personal opinion doesn’t count as something being “widely accepted”.

tips fedora

I’m not surprised that you’re confused

Literally all of it

Correct according to who? You? Lol

Fortunately, you are not the arbiter of the English language.

The problem is that people frequently use this type of argument when they are unable to spell or follow the basic rules of syntax and grammar instead of simply admitting they’re wrong.

Language does change, over time and across many cultures. It doesn’t mean that anything you write is automatically correct.