• parpol@programming.dev
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    Agent 1: “He’s about to type his password. Here we go… 1…2…3…A…B…C”

    Agent 2: “I feel like we could have figured this out with brute-force”

    Agent 1: “Wait! He’s on the move. …no he was just scratching his balls. … Judging from the sound of it, I’d say he hasn’t trimmer his balls for a long time.”

    Agent 2: “The AI picks up at least 15cm long strands, and some breadcrumbs. 50% rye, 50 wheat. Is that nutella and ketchup?”

    Agent 1: “Dear God, what a freak”.

    Agent 2 takes note. “He’s basically a sex offender at this point”

    The future is now.

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    Another great reason to use a custom, constantly shifting keyboard layout

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    The article doesn’t mention how it compensates for different keyboards. Like wouldn’t different switches and wear change the sound?

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      Dude in the thumbnail is Samy. He’s been a bond villain for a long time now.

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      demonstrating that he can point a laser that’s invisible to the human eye at a faraway laptop, through a window, and detect the computer’s vibrations to reconstruct virtually every character typed on it

      Infrared is not visible

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          actually thats UV. transition lenses won’t change with a glass window thats not open. infrared is basically heat and does indeed pass through. Cars in the sun would not get hot so fast if they did not let in infrared.

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              if this yahoo from the internet I found in a search is right then its both:

              “Glass will bock low frequency IR (red hot), but allow the passage of high frequency (white hot) IR. Hence, the heat of the sun will easily pass into a greenhouse, but once this energy is converted into low frequency heat by the objects within that absorb it, then the resulting low frequency heat is trapped. Hence, the Greenhouse Effect.”

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      It’s already infrared. Also, UV is partially visible to humans in some scenarios.

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    Great, now hackers and spies can detect my typing instead of using RATs or Trojans or packet sniffers, or just beating me with a $5 wrench (XKCD)

    Also:

    The trick, which takes advantage of the subtle acoustics created by tapping different keys on a computer, works even without a view of the computer’s keyboard, so long as the hacker has a line-of-sight view of any relatively reflective portion of the target laptop.

    So… Closing the curtains is all it takes to defeat this amazing technological method. GG.

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      I’m not sure why you’re so dismissive of this? It’s kind of asinine.

      Does everyone everywhere only ever use computers in an enclosed room? Is everyone with something value to exfiltrate easily accessible to kidnap and beat with a wrench?

      This is valuable for corporate espionage, political purposes, or for nation states. If miniaturized, even easier for targeted attacks where it might be difficult to inject malware, or for broad attacks on office workers.

      And the best part is that it doesn’t leave a trace which beating someone with a wrench and malware would do…

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        You’re not James Bond. Or a 1337 haxx0r. This technology isn’t even new. Why are you stanning this guy? It’s an assinine position to take.

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    Oddly enough - all my keystrokes sound exactly the same which makes this person’s claim so much bullshit.

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    So how do we fix this? Dumb nerds never think about the consequences of their creations.

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      From the article: “Even knowing that Kamkar’s silent, invisible, long-distance laser spy trick exists, how does anyone hide their secrets from it? He suggests that companies install double-paned or reflective glass. Some security device companies also sell protection devices that affix to windows and vibrate them to prevent laser microphone spying, and Kamkar concedes he hasn’t tested his attack against those. But he also suggests a safer countermeasure: “Don’t work on computers visible from a window,” he says. “Or just have dirty windows.””

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      Play loud music and walk on a treadmill while on the PC. Type using stroke length of your cock to determine which letter to use.

      There, not so dumb now, are we?