TurtlePower

Got any updog?

I fucking hate these things. They are going to wipe out our crops. All thanks to China exploiting our lazy import inspections. You can’t tell me this shit isn’t on purpose. Especially with all the deadly spiders and wasp nests and scorpions that come in Temu orders and shit.

Mac and cheese? How do you not know turtles love pizza?

After printing you have to not only trim the extra bits, but you have to sand it down, whereas manufacturers use molds and only have to trim the seams.

3D printers, period. The microplastics they create are insane.

Perfection.

Wait till you hear what they do in Brian Jacques’ Redwall series!

🐍🐍

Russians aren’t very smart. If they were, Pootin would be dead already.

Do you remember the Radio Shack comic? I think it was called “The Whiz Kids” or something like that. I had a few issues of that and felt like the coolest little nerd ever.

Also maybe bisexual and heteroromantic or smth else that’s hard to realize.

I didn’t know how to phrase it for decades, even though I knew that’s what I was.

Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn’t know that’s a thing.

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

7th or 8th grade English class.

Twister, his arms wide.

Bro, me, too. Face-first like it was booty.

Count the taxis on the highway

Tool is a math?

Fuck it. Make it completely nude, knock the arms off, say it’s a Greek goddess, and call it a day.

You can inject liquid cocaine.

Mac’n’cheese with a side of fried SPAM is fuckin BANGIN’.