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nzmaa@lemy.lol to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago

Anon is straight

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Anon is straight

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nzmaa@lemy.lol to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    “Dude who’s in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings”

    Yeah that 100% checks out actually

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      Hobosexual is wild lmfao

      • celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creator
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        https://www.tiktok.com/@port_landia/video/7193889895578881322

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    Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options

    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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      I’m not gay I just hate missing out

  • baduhai@sopuli.xyz
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    straight but bi when it benefits me

    Brother, you’re bi.

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      Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn’t know that’s a thing.

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        That’s exactly what it looks like

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    I can’t believe no one else said this but I feel it’s necessary…

    Fake and gay

    • TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca
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      Queer and insincere, even.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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      Nah this one reads true and bi.

    • Bobmighty@lemmy.world
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      Lots of fake shit all over Lemmy lately. Clogged with bot gen crap and memes.

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    What the fuck did I just read.

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    “You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?”

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    What no pussy does to a mf

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    Can’t tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.

    • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creator
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      since by straight they meant liking women I assume it’s a transman no? I’m unsure too though

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      cis guy on hrt

      Why would they be on hrt

      • Match!!@pawb.social
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        maybe they’re a twitch streamer

      • Laurentide@pawb.social
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        The same reason anyone would be: because their current body doesn’t match their gender identity and they want to change that. This person just happened to start inside the same arbitrary social category as their destination.

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    Is self-identified cis people getting HRT a thing? I’m genuinely curious, I assume it’s all DIY, right? In any case, that was a wild ride

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      Yeah a cis dude might get testosterone if his normal testosterone is low. I assume there’s something similar for women. I don’t think that’s what this guy is talking about though.

      • EldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        It’s fairly common for women to start taking estrogen post menopause because their estrogen levels drop, and that can cause issues like losing bone density. I believe HRT was originally developed specifically for that reason, and it was only later that they tried using it to treat gender dysphoria.

        But in this case, they specifically call out being a femboy on HRT, which I think pretty clearly says that they’re on estrogen for that female figure. Whether it’s DIY or just informed consent is anyone’s guess, though.

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          That’s one possibility I thought off, but there’s another one: He says he’s straight, but doesn’t mention being cis, so he could be a trans man taking testosterone (HRT isn’t necessarily estrogens).

          • [She/Her] EdgeRunner 🏳️‍⚧️@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            she is just an egg for now, in denial i guess.

            That’s not rare,

            • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Right, because some rando on the internet knows more about this person than he does himself.

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              lets not egg people its not nice

              • [She/Her] EdgeRunner 🏳️‍⚧️@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Well, For me as transgender person, it’s like a compliment ,

                No bad meaning here, sorry

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                  even if the intentions are well meaning, egging someone carries the risk of misgendering a cis person. be supportive, but respect what people currently call themselves until they tell you otherwise

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      They never said cis, did they? Could be a transman.

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      Think some HRT femboys do consider themselves cis. At that point tho imo it’s just a matter of personal labels since they are definitely non conforming

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    being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based

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      I’ve heard it called being “homelessexual”

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        bro im gonna coom

      • booly@sh.itjust.works
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        Hobosexual

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          I thought hobosexual was you exclusively date people who carry bindles and hitch free rides on freight trains.

      • celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creator
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        It’s considered sex trafficking in Canada!

        • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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          Can I at least advertise myself to women between 25-60? Or even mail-order husband is covered under this?

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          Trafficking? Where they taking them? Home?!

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    Fake and Gay

    Gay, Anon is gay

    Fake, Anon claims to be straight

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    Fair enough. From the general vibe I get I don’t think it’s all that likely, but we have no way of knowing for sure

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    • thanatotus@lemmy.ml
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      Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.

      That’s hilarious, I wouldn’t know how to react lmao

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      Gay is when democrat

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          Lol not even american. Go outside and touch grass. Wait to they even have grass where you live?

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              Sounds like you are projecting.

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                  Insert a cactus into your rectum.

  • [She/Her] EdgeRunner 🏳️‍⚧️@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    she is just an egg for now, in denial i guess.

    That’s not rare,

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    TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.

    • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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      It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.

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      Every greentext is based in some reality

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        Indeed, indeed.

        If one is only bi on the Internet, is one really straight?

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