Crayola has many colors but lead isn’t one of them.

They’re still around, tho:

Every time you click this link, it will send you to a random Web 1.0 website

Edit: In case you don’t like surprises: https://wiby.me/

…and that’s how I became a walking encyclopedia of mostly useless facts.

Ah yes, car E driven by Leeeerrroooooyyyy Jenkins

I love Facebook math.

Lemon-scented Roundup® is tasty and nutritional, too!

“Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot.” Emrys Freud, Sigmund’s duller brother.

Removed by mod

Just suckers, like an octopus.

LOL, MAGA via the Kremlin.

With the QC of a Yugo.

I’ll never understand why the design of this thing so unlike all of the other vehicles in the Tesla lineup. It’s soooo fugly.

When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.

Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg

Note to self: Face-eating leopards nearly always arrive hungry.

He’s moving the FBI to Kash accounting.

My sympathies exactly, my dear fellow.

Best regards,

A Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire

Food poisoning will lead right back to a toilet paper shortage. Never mind that the US is net exporter of TP.

You are indeed a fortunate individual.

“She burns facts and she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye.” - Michelle Wolf