They for whatever reason always make me look ugly and out of shape.

The dressing room mirrors

I sort of feel like I’m walking in a tunnel that gets smaller and smaller as I walk.

Probably not that far from the truth

A valid question

That looks more like a clothesline from hell

Why do they only have one working car port anyway?

It gives me guilt every time I see the unread notification from weeks ago.

This is exactly why I keep the messages unread so that I don’t forget to reply later, and eventually keep them unread for weeks making it useless to reply after so long, therefore giving up and not replying anyway

Getting your PR merged is exponentially more waiting than merging lanes, so the cat fits more there.

Big mistake summoning him because now he’s gonna bore them to death.

They don’t scare you enough? Imagine them as Eldritch abominations.

What are the chances?

Is that unusual?

Woke kills dreams

I liked fallout New Vegas a lot, but my hoarding mentality and constant inventory management was a bad combination, so I never finished that game.

They’ve taken us for absolute fools

I mean, American players and American fans of the game still love the game. What does it matter that the whole country should love it? Let people love what they want to love.

There’s no winning this one. This one is an absolute loss

Yeah I had an MSI gaming laptop that had a lot of proprietary stuff that was a pain to setup. Everything from display brightness to volume to internet to keyboard lights to headphone jack took special workarounds to setup. This was in 2018 and Ubuntu 18.04. Then 19.04 rolled out, and I didn’t have to do the speaker workaround anymore. 19.10 rolled out, and i didn’t have to do the keyboard lights workaround. This way, little by little, every Linux kernel upgrade added one or another of the components, and after a couple of years, everything on that laptop worked out of the box. That’s when I was truly impressed by Linux.