They don’t scare you enough? Imagine them as Eldritch abominations.

I doubt this will help my deep discomfort but it did make me happy :)

While I know they’re harmless that has not stopped from committing war crimes against one that found its way to my shower.

Limousine spider.

They also appear to be smart, aggressive, and territorial. I have been chased by several. And I have run away with great haste.

I would far rather the spiders in my house eat these things.

It’s their suddenness that freaks me out. I had been sitting on my couch for two hours the other night when one scuttled out from beneath my feet!