Speak for yourself, I love a good carbonized chicken

You know, there’s so much America hate, and much of it seems to be “Americans are cowards and aren’t doing anything why aren’t you all rioting”.

Open a damn newspaper. I’m sick of it. I got my ass beat in 2020. Likely again sometime this summer.

At the end of the day it all comes down to the role of the dice.

It’s not a contest. Look at the contouring, elegant. Look at the polish, shining as bright as Versailles. The tong length has the perfection of a Swiss watch.

Then the functionality- the flared handle provides the user with the comfort usually reserved for oil barons in hospice. The longer tongs serve as an homage to the engineers who brought humanity to the moon.

Every other fork is merely a blight on the earth in comparison to this Adonis of cutlerian perfection.

Welcome to American politics, when the 2028 election begins in 2024 and the 2028 primary began in 2020.

I’m so tired.

That’s how I got in! Lemm.ee does just fine.

But yea, perhaps we could chat to the heads of lemmy.world to maybe pin an announcement to help other instances and help decentralisation. I wouldn’t be surprised if they would agree to do that for the greater good.

What states did you visit?

Where’s Rachel!?

Idk I’ve always noticed he doesn’t give AF about reality. He just lies and if called out he just doubles down on his lies until he breaks the electorate and he gets elected again.

I used the same strategy to hide that I was smoking weed to my parents.

Honestly I wanna do an expedition to the North Pole and see the sun do weird shit. Then treck to the South Pole so I can see the sun do weird shit but backwards. Like I know that sun is a weird freak when it doesn’t think you’re looking, that’s why it does it at the poles. Then along the way from North to south I’ll tell people how weird the sun is, and they’ll have to believe me because I’ve been there, and they’ll have to say “damn the sun is weird”. Sun’s going to be so embarrassed when everyone finds out how weird it is.

That or like go to Cancun or something. Anywhere that I can keep track of the sun that twisted freak you aren’t fooling me.

Love the free Luigi sentiment but let’s be frank the best way to honor him is to take down another Oligarch.

Imo the old Macintosh design is the 1969 VW Beetle/ bus of computers. ✌️☮️🌼

What constitutes necessary? I guess that’s the crux of the question here and why it’s difficult to pin down when people think violence is acceptable.

Is it necessary now?

Violence you say?

gotta kiss your boys

kiss em good night

right on the lips

tuck em in tight

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you gotta kiss your boys

tender and sweet

from their head

all the way to their feet

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you gotta kiss your boys

Not in Science but this is true in entertainment. Not the best musician, not the best actor, not the best comedian, but being pretty good at all three makes me a sought out music director.

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Hmmm with this we can deduce that SpongeBob was created sometime after 40 year olds went to highschool but before 30 year olds went to highschool 🤔

I like to think this person was high as balls, got super paranoid, and had to get the biggest weight off their chest.

I wish them the best BBQ burgers.