The article says dumb shit like “he said tongue in cheek” in reference to some really despicable shit. He’s saying this in uniform.

This guy is gonna be trouble. Like, I feel like this goon will end up killing folks.

That’s some a-grade bullshit. Expecting an obvious criminal to face some justice and maybe not be put in charge again… that’s reactionary?

“hurr durr I don’t support trump but he didn’t do nothing wrong!”

Get bent you goon.

Of COURSE gay is a choice. I CHOOSE to be heterosexual. It’s not an easy choice, but it’s a choice I make every single morning. I don’t understand how the rest of the world doesn’t understand this. They’re just waking up every day allowing teh ghey to overtake their spirit? How can ANYONE choose to live like that?

Fucking seriously. The goons most likely to respond to this kind of propaganda are also usually the parents of the kids who aren’t listening to a damn thing the teachers say anyways.

Wait, nail guns are bad?

Jesus christ. Shittymorph and jackdaws are gonna be in SO MANY history reports in the future. We’re doomed as a species.

God as my witness… I thought turkeys had nipples.

Mitchell and Webb have a relevant sketch for almost every situation.

I’ve been a paying member for almost a decade. I’ve been training it that entire time with what I do and don’t like. I’ve also been using their suggested playlists for years and further refining what they recommend. So their algorithm is a huge part of it for me. I am constantly finding songs and artists I wouldn’t have been exposed to otherwise.

That said, I’ve been holding my nose while I renewed the service for the past couple of years. I’m willing to part ways for Tidal if it’s a comparable service with better benefits to the artists.

I’d absolutely go to a place where I can hang out with dudes who also love shooting guns, eating sausages and doing yoga. And I don’t even really do any of those things.

I can’t know how to hear any more about tables.

You could say it was their Vietnam.

Do they pay more in rent than your mortgage payment? Because that would mean that they absolutely could afford it.

Cite your sources.

The name TARDIS is literally the solution, “Time And Relative Dimension In Space”.

Doesn’t sound like someone who’s minutes away from starving buying something that was obviously unnecessary though, does it?

And if a guy with shitty credit and unsteady income is able to get financing on a six-figure truck, that’s more the banks fault.

Can you point to specific examples of someone you have encountered in your daily life, someone who is nearly starving… but chooses to spend their money on an unnecessary indulgence? Because it sounds like you’re otherwise just perpetuating stereotypes.

Elmore Leonard. Dude was a massive influence on popular culture. He was instrumental in teaching Tarantino how to be Tarantino. He wrote the books that SO MANY great movies and television shows were based on.

Hunter Thompson. His gonzo style is often imitated but rarely duplicated. And it’s such a goddamn simple concept, but no one else managed to do it with his flair.

You’re the fool they say is going to be parted from his money.

Reminded me of this.