It’s not the same.

“Here, kid. Here’s 50 bucks to get this toy I think you’d like”
“Why not just get me the toy?”

Yup. Inside culinary classifications, fungi don’t exist. Outside of culinary classifications, vegetables don’t exist.

This post doesn’t imply that it’s a state-sanctioned discord server

This might be the most aesthetic though

Absolutely. That’s the one thing I got going for me - an absolutely unjustifiable amount of self esteem.

Now you’re just fucking with me

Sometimes I think I have imposter syndrome. Then this person shows up.

Yeah, it seems really restrained for someone who has to end a project they’ve put so much effort into.

I can do it but I have to hold down the other fingers with my thumb or by pinching them into the palm of my hand.

What do I care about water? I’m not dressing water for the weather, I’m dressing me.

I’ll fight you on fahrenheit. It’s very good for weather reporting. 0° being “very cold” and 100° being “very hot” is intuitive.

Link to the video from the Reddit comments:

https://youtu.be/xP3QTufqxzo

Now Donny’s ear is pierced and I know why

That’s what was said, but it wouldn’t surprise me if that was just cover to plan and execute this maneuver

I feel like this is referencing something I’m out of the loop on

*as long as the blade is kept sharp

I even have a blu ray drive

Also: dogs are different sizes

The Stargate movie was good, but SG-1 far surpassed it.

It’s important to know that they are - you gotta know how people get here to know how to prevent it