• Floodedwomb@lemmy.world
    2·
    3 months ago

    Going to the bathroom was your mistake. Everyone farts, own it and apologize, going to the bathroom to cry just makes people think you shit yourself.

    • drolex@sopuli.xyz
      1·
      3 months ago

      Please use the specially designed corporate crying booths for all your depression, burn-out, desperation and sadness episodes (one 5-minutes episode a day allowed per Team Friend)

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
    0·
    3 months ago

    I passed out on the break room sofa for a solid three hours in the middle of the day on my first trip out to my new employer’s head office

    Four-year anniversary is coming up real soon