That’d be a real great season finale twist

No it’s a Xavier Renegade Angel reference

love how the bastard is so vain and self-centered that if he doesn’t hold a rally for himself at least once a week our news media suddenly gets concerned for his health. “B-b-but he’s not even getting on TV to brag about how great he is, CLEARLY HE MUST BE DYING!” fucking idiots.

I don’t think we have the technology to instantly change someones gender by penetrating them

honestly it’d be cool as hell if humans could do this

Young one! You must learn that there is a fine line between a friendship and a foeboat

Counterpoint: the venn diagram of transphobes and fascists is a circle, and the only language fascists understand is violence.

Hey you aren’t the only part of the country!

Chicago Transit Authority is pretty functional for what it does. I also remember having decent experiences with the DC Metro and whatever it was called in Boston.

I don’t really think like this, because why would I want to try and have sex with another bottom?

Look if you’re gonna date any creature that can raise temperatures to an unsafe level and you’re not wearing a cloak of fire resistance or taking a daily potion of fire resistance, I think that’s on you.

Yes that includes you fire elemental fuckers too.

It feels good until the reality hits and you’re like “dammit why am I still single then” and then the whole façade crumbles

I love how everyone is giving you very detailed, technical explanations regarding the image quality.

While I’m just here like “okay look at it? that’s not a product that exists in real life.”

:3

Imagine needing to watch YouTube videos to learn how to live your life, instead of just listening to your top #bottomgang

I’m honestly a little interested in what might happen in the serious possibility that Trump wastes the entire US munitions stores on frivolous wars that accomplish nothing.

Like, two or three more humiliations on the scale of Iran are absolutely possible, and maybe even likely, in the next two and a half years, and while our MIC is gonna keep pumping out weapons it’s not necessarily going to replenish our reserves.

I’m still pretty sure a land invasion of the U.S. is more trouble than its worth, but if America is going to be weaker militarily than ever before, someone has got to be interested in taking advantage of that.

counterpoint, it means a cutie shows up in my feed twice

yuri and yaoi come up wayyy more frequently in conversations at my work than I’d ever have expected when I started there

she came a lot in your court?

interesting :3

If you think the gameplay was good, then I have to ask what mod setup did your gun have? do you even remember the gun modding system?

I feel like when people think of the gameplay they always remember the fun moment where you’re running through an MC Escher painting with Finnish rock blaring in the background, and not the 40 identical looking combat arenas where you throw rocks at bullet sponges with very little variety. The gunplay just is not there, and the weird gun modding system felt like it was subtractive to the experience.

I haven’t played Alan Wake 2, but 1 also felt incredibly bullet spongey with low feedback and a surprising lack of enemy variety.

ehhhh should have is a strong word. That game is like 90% worldbuilding. The actual gameplay was mid to frankly bad, and Jesse’s personal story wasn’t nearly as interesting The Oldest House.

Maybe it’s rose-tinted glasses, I certainly haven’t gone back to them recently, but I remember Max Payne being a fun shooter. It’s kinda wild that Remedy’s gameplay has been the weakest link in everything they’ve made since.