Sorry, I was talking about the God-Jesus relationship, where Thanksgiving must be really awkward.

Wait till you hear how he treats his kids…

Him being physically incapable of understanding the taint of coercion might also explain the years’ long delay in releasing the AGPL? Interesting.

Wait till you hear about Job.

Just like houses!

I’m just going to swing for the fences with the always objectionable, “fiction trumps rules.”

“Is New Zealand just Texas?!”

How would he know? Trump doesn’t talk to him.

Fake midwesterners!

Joke’s on you capitalism, my employment EULA prohibits me from making outside income!

“Yeah, the load times are shit, but they aren’t shit enough to tell some intern to spend two months figuring out what’s going on.”

“What about when some nerd fixes it in a week and embarrasses us when he shows how it was caused by the addition of the shop?”

“We’ll fucking sue, that’s what.”

“What if we just paid him the bug bounty instead?”

“Fine, no need to Streisand this time, I guess.”

Rockstar being actual rockstars in their response :D

I want to see the companion program that queries the size of your number and then decides which part of the executable to mmap. It’d be so much faster and just require one or two more pieces in the analysis pipeline. We can totally set up a k8s cluster for this, right?

Elon convinced everybody The Boring Company’s weird underground car holes a mile long was the only option. And then he quit once he chased off competition from the public option.

Sure, verifying chicken is deboned before it leaves the factory makes more sense than installing x-ray machines at every pizzeria.

I’m going to need a lot more details before this stops sounding like the craziest idea I’ve heard all month.

I mean, yes, friend patriot!

да, comrade!

Used to be, “the tragedy of the commons” didn’t quite so literally mean an attack on the common resources.

That’s not very reassuring, we’re still only one computer bug away from that situation.

Presumably she wasn’t identified as a violent criminal because the facial recognition system didn’t associate her duplicate with that particular crime. The system would be capable of associating any set of crimes with a face. It’s not like you get a whole new face for each different possible crime. So, we’re still one computer bug away from seeing that outcome.

It’s an extremely compelling product story full of market segmentation advertisers dream of!