Acting as if the terms left and right aren’t completely arbitrary.

coffeeshops are legal and regulated

Are you implying that creating porn is unethical?

we’re doing better than basically every other 1st world country

You must have a very unusual definition of first world.

The money Google pays to Mozilla has a direct ROI, since more people use their search engine.

Giving money to the Rust foundation only helps Google very indirectly, by being generally benefitial to software companies.