Well, what did they think?

Oh is that what’s happening to me? -Please carry on.- Wait I mean “No please stop it you can’t ahh”

Fucking Everton of politics

Move further.

(Ï didn’t read the post)

I struggle most with meeting people, and then with talking to them, and then with continuing to talk with them.

It took me 5 minutes to send this

Quit yapping 💀

I can’t believe Know Your Meme and FlyingSquid (a mid of this very community!) would just lie to me like that.

It’s obviously real, we all know that on 13th July 1997 John Arbuckle did once again descend from the heavens to take His place within His immortal kitchen, to ask The Question. The first question, the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight. But in response, only silence fell.

The three fruits: peach, strawberry, and delicious

I agree, although I would’nt’ve noticed they weren’t a native if they didn’t mention it

Unimportant extra: it’s not a calque in British English, because we don’t use it (to the best of my knowledge). Like a potluck, we have the concept but not a word for it, and we don’t use the American phrases either

We have a car boot sale, but that’s literal

There’s probably regional exceptions

I use tho instead of though as a native, although I think I might only actually do it at the end of sentences, tho. I’m not actually sure I use though during a sentence

I was raised bilingual, and spent most of my life in the UK

Rex. That’s a coincidence, that was my neighbour’s dog’s name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too

I kept going to keep going to Games Workshop desperate to find a Dungeon Master, but they keep talking to me about some fantasy game. What am I doing wrong?

Fucking hell Bop It has gotten difficult

Of course: animals can’t consent

Snowmen are spooky. I saw this one Norwegian documentary about a serial killer who used them as his calling card. The editing was truly horrific. I think it was called The Snowman Who Couldn’t Slow Down

Change the channel Marge

Well now I kinda wanna buy a pc, so

“For too long I’ve been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. I feel nothing.”

What’s he even trying to say?