My guy, my life isn’t even halfway over yet. It’s been incredibly rough so far, certain things which my life never truly recovered from… And much worse can possibly still happen in the decades to come.

Yes I’m just feeling peachy. Just perfectly peachy.

Because while the porn industry might not be great, suppressing sexual desire like they do is unhealthy.

To be human is to want sex. Everyone will at some point think or desire sex. Generally, unless you’re a real rare case, you’ll get horny once in a while.

I’ve spoken with a few people like in the OP in the past, and they yell this anti-porn rhetoric as if they’re trying to loudly drown out their own sexual desires.

Yeah, I know. Drugs to keep the dick hard. Drugs to keep everything not sensitive enough. Drugs to keep going for hours on end. Badly ventilated rooms that begin to smell too much like bodily fluids. I’ve heard the stories of a few cameramen who started their career filming porn.

No wonder most “professionally” made porn always looks so fake to me.

Personally, when it comes to porn I like drawn or animated much better.

Oh no, not porn! How dare a bunch of people have sex on camera! Just how dare they!

Yes.

That or you’re just “asleep” and need to “wake up”.

Pretty sure that’s illegal in most parts of Europe. Checking the article it says that the policy has only been updated in the UK and the US.

Sucks to be a country without adequate consumer protection, I guess.

Sounds like the Catholic Church, alright. But I’m pretty sure the MAGA crowd doesn’t give a shit about that.

Aw man, really? Damn… Now I gotta find something else to do this evening…

The amount of conflict has really escalated in the world…

Whatever is a “poor choice” for the MAGA movement is a great choice in my book. Even if it’s about a religious figure.

Hey, flesh is weak! :V

Having a bigger dick is overrated. Great for fantasy, but very impractical.

I’d upgrade my lungs to be better filters and oxygenate my blood. My immune system to fight diseases my efficiently (turn it into a scalpel rather than a cluster-nuke). My brain to retain it’s learning capabilities well into my later years. Completely overhaul my metabolism so that I won’t have to do heavy exercise to get good muscles (really, all that exercise just exists to make one chemical reaction happen).

After that, then, only then, might I consider doing something with my dick. Though perhaps more with my balls, so I can just switch off the reproductive capabilities to ensure safe sex.

Trump is one of those guys you find on one of those “lol shit Americans say” videos where someone approaches “random” people on the street to ask them history or geography questions.

Except he’s your president, and because your country is “nice” enough to have the world exchange currency we all have to suffer for it.

Sounds like a good reason to unionise.

Yeah… Like there’d be a bit more credence if the guy was going after the pelvis but… You’d have to either xray or extract the pelvis for that.

“This is not what I voted for” is starting to become just as cliché as “I didn’t sign up for this shit!” (the thing that Hollywood soldiers say when they find themselves fighting in a war).

No it’s not! Shush!

Sorry, but I feel 2014 should be replaced with 1980, 2018 should be replaced with 2000… Maybe 1990. But the whole monetisation thing started loooonngg before 2025.