Scrambled Eggs

A guide to stand like the Trumps

This is still the lesser evil

“privilege” lol what a dumb mother fucker.

Or he’ll extend it by another two weeks.

On the bright side, you get cooler shoes. I can’t find ninja turtle shoes in my size

Child abuse? Is this in relation to the minor he knocked up?

Beef ribs.

Plastic man was/is always the boss

Eric Adams sounds like a bitch

It’s a very American thing to do.

I think just America. Once done trump will go claim his prize from Putin and the only solace here is that it will probably lead to a public beheading.

Wait, didn’t this guy quit by not showing up to work for a few weeks? Am I thinking about another person?

Sounds kinda DEI to me

I don’t pair living in Florida with critical thinking. So this checks out

Please don’t post my nudes

Group together and advance. The protests are far away and pose no real threat. We have to rattle their cages

Yes. I’m glad he got the photo op before Garcia disappears.

I’m going to add to this. This happened to a friend of mine and she drove to a police station (or sub station) and parked there. They continued driving. Hopefully that will scare them off if you ever find yourself in a similar situation. But hopefully you never find yourself in a similar situation.

I once thought I had two fierce wolves inside me. Turns out I just ate too much taco bell.

Every fuck time there is a Republican president they claim he is sent from God. A new Messiah and anyone who doesn’t pray to him isn’t a real Christian.

It’s manipulation and using Christianity as a weapon for political gain. Only the weak willed ones fall for that.