Go to therapy.

Are you in Tennessee? Because that sounds like the last four years here.

You’ve missed quite the saga over the past week. See also, dolphins.

Just kidding, he’s also against birth control.

Been thinking a lot lately about Ridley’s quote in Aliens: “You don’t see them fucking each over for a goddamn percentage.”

We’re so doomed as a species.

Sounds like a lost story from the early 80s.

It could also be that Amazon is like, “hey, don’t shoot this person. They’re delivering your shit.”

Did anyone check the boiler room?

Hello, old friend, the type 41 error.

The best people are on Lemmy. Everyone is saying so!

Speed-running environmental collapse.

I have a black leather belt that I have worn for 28 years. I’m wearing it now.

Loaded up fast on my iPhone in the Memmy app.

It isn’t and in a fairer world, everyone would have access to adequate representation.

Amazing you’d think we would have let out a moan or some other sound.

Fair to say we aren’t sending our best.

The American way.

Oh no, the consequences of his own actions.

This is my surprised face.

Apollo on iOS. Once it was gone, so was I. It was the only thing that made browsing Reddit fun.