I have (currently) 67tb of porn on a athlon xp server in my mom’s basement. I personally have a better porn collection than most porn websites. I’d rather be single for the rest of my life than delete it. Guess who’s almost 40 and never been laid.

ITS OVER CHRISTOFASCITS. I ALREADY HAVE ALL THE PORN. GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

Meh, it won’t be too long before our abusers at power decide to cut normal people off from having plumbing in the name of extracting profit. We’re all going to be shitting places besides toilets eventually.

For most of world history UK has kind of been among the worst countries in the world. They were committing atrocities in the name of preserving religious ideals before nazis were even a thing. Their leadership has been starving their citizens while the monarchy lives with lavish excess since before north korea ever existed. Committing war crimes used to be as commonplace back in the day as afternoon tea.

How the UK somehow fell into public favor online seems like an anomaly to me. They got attacked during WW2 and then weren’t communists during the cold war. Big woop-de-doo. People usually speak highly of UK online but any time they’re in the news it’s because they’re doing something truly awful (recently moving towards establishing a regime of online censorship on par with that of China’s).

I am shocked whenever I see people reacting to something shitty the UK is doing like its some kind of unprecedented unexpected event. They’ve been doing this type of shit for THE LAST THOUSAND YEARS. All I’m saying is they deserve A LOT more hate than they currently get.

I like the white crayons because they remind me of cum ❤️ 🍆 💦💦💦

Wow I would never admit “recreational” drug use of any kind to any medical professional. Many years ago I admitted to smoking marijuana to my doctor and it turned into a major catastrophe. They threatened to report me to law enforcement for using illegal drugs and kept extorting me with bogus bills for months afterwards. I never trusted any medical professional again. Fuck the bible belt.

But I like the aroma of burnt toast. Not paying $200k for them to rob me of that sensation.

yeah tho but like, what if?

my peehole is split across like 5 different streaming services. I can either own a car or pee legally. This is why I pirate my peehole.

probably getting cum in my eye. Again.

The main reason I’m still a virgin is because fucking coconuts legally doesn’t count

sounds like yet another ploy to steal my cum.

I saw a picture of a vagina on the internet one time and also I make my own moonshine because its the only way I can afford alcohol. This makes me an expert in this field.

Getting a spoon and scraping yeast out of a vagina or whatever probably won’t make very good bread because there won’t be enough of it to make the bread rise. Unless you feed it and put it in your fridge until all the vagina yeast multiplies it probably wouldn’t work and you’d have to use normal non-infected vagina yeast for that anyway.

You could more easily put some vagina yeast in a sugar mash to make vagina moonshine and the yeast will multiply while producing alcohol which is way less effort on your part. It would taste like vagina if you did this even after distilling it. There is unfortunately no such thing as penis yeast so I’ll never get to drink a bottle of dick liquor.

if you remove the aluminum can part its a lot easier

I tried this one time. All that happened was I shit my pants.

Yes, but not enough to actually go outside, talk to women or spend money. Do you have any idea how sexy women are these days? I went outside 2 years ago and I saw a female ankle. Haven’t stopped cumming since.

an ass cork. Buy yourself a carboy bung, plug your ass with it and apply lots of glue.

I want to have to be present for every bowel movement my pet makes and I want my entire personal life revolve around my pet’s poop schedule and I want to have to become a master manipulator so I can trick it into sometimes shitting in places besides in the house. I should get a dog.

Sell it on ebay for $10 + shipping but then accept a best offer of $7.50 and make up the difference by mailing it in the shittiest box I can find.

I used to be a professional poopsmith back before enshittification destroyed all the jobs and made everything all corporate and anti-people.

There’s not a lot of jobs in the poop industry out there anymore these days. Onlyfans doesn’t allow poop anymore and people can just generate all the scat content they want with ai. As always, you can trade your freedom in exchange for a government poopshitting job but fuck those fascists for forcing 1950s family values on everyone’s personal life. You can do better than that, don’t sell yourself short. There’s a reason room temperature IQ people are always the ones filling thc-free workplace jobs.

This isn’t exclusive to the poopshitting industry though. “Career opportunities”? In the US? HAHAHAHAHAHA good one. You have to have a masters degree just to be a cashier at Lowe’s these days. Remember things are going to get a lot worse before they get better, and that’s if they ever do.

Move to Germany or something where they still have a functioning economy and care about workers rights and privacy.

Guess I forgot what community I was in halfway through. Oh well. Ass ass poop penis cum cum shit. Cum will win.

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