Well you’re wrong. Nat 20 or nat 19 actually means you get to take another main action on the same turn, which can potentially also crit.

So you’re saying you like jam without any chemicals?

Is your favourite flavour vacuum, neutron star, or black hole?

Bruh it sounds like you dated a man who didn’t know he was a man yet.

My main goal…

One train track moves people faster than this entire highway.

Harry Potter was also a literal slave owner.

Sorry, but it’s biological fact that pale skin aids vitamin D absorption and that the lactose tolerance gene originated in and is most common in Europe. White people have evolved adaptations to aid in the loser NEET lifestyle.

White people love cheese. You give the meanest white man some cheese, and he’ll turn into Mr Rogers

White people are better at drinking milk and absorbing vitamin D.

Spending all day inside and sexually abusing cows, that’s what whiteness is good for.

What’s the value in being unclear?

Me up at 3AM for a hamburger

The ideal solution to intra party balance is to have the minmaxer play a healer

Balancing martials and casters is easy. All you have to do is sell your D&D books for Draw Steel books.

The Matt Colville approach

Draw Steel fixes this by naming its health resource stamina. You’re using up your stamina avoiding and tanking hits. The tactician can inspire you to get your second wind.

Don’t you know that kind of language is offensive to Marxist-Leninists!?

Thank you so much for saying “he or she” in your comment. I know it’s extra work compared to just saying “they”, but this is necessary work. Together we can make trans kids feel unwelcome 💪

There are no cool breezes in space

Yeah, Harry Evans’ best friend is a Wizard Nazi. He’s not supposed to be a paragon, he’s supposed to be a flawed character whose flaw is hubris.

Civil war. Civil war. Civil war! Civil war!!