Urethra isn’t a hole though, it’s just a depression. Mouth and anus are the same hole.

Fun fact: what ever you eat is wrapped around by your body, but it’s not in the body.

Humans are topologically a seven? hole donut.

Ticks are arachnids and should thus have eight legs.

Sounds like wolf spiders. They are actually good mammas and they haul their 'lings on their backs until they are old enough to disperse.