Was gonna say this. Fucked me up for a bit after I read it.

They sell carpender bee traps at the local feed store. It always makes me sad to see them. Leave the carpender bees alone! They don’t need to be killed just because you think they are a pest.

I didn’t even think about that! If someone tried to keep me at work for months I’d be crawling through the ventilation system Bruce Willas Diehard style to escape.

Damn I need to start doing pet portraits for money. I’ve done some freebies for family but apparently I’ve been missing out on piles of sweet rich people cash.

As far as I know, the crew did everything correctly, including alerting authorities to shut down traffic to the bridge. The one at fault here is the owner of the ship, who was deliberately forgoing repairs to squeeze out as much profit as possible.

When poeple went on political rants at work I would say “let’s play a game. It’s called Don’t Talk Politics at Work. I’ll go first!” Then I would shut up, turn around and keep on working. Just replace politics with whatever. It’s low key funny with a deadpan delivery so I’ve never had anyone get mad at me for it.

Whenever I see this image, I want to play minecraft.

Yeah, I hear the graphics are amazing!

They are, standing up and leaving those states in droves.

Me alone in the forest, lost and confused: huh I thought at least one of them would be here!!???

Pretty sure there are some rules about not forcibly relocating US citizens to foreign war zones. Ah, who am I kidding, rules don’t apply to the GOP anymore.

Don’t be afriad to involve her in your stuff, even if it’s boy stuff. My dad taught me how to fix cars, wilderness survival, how to shoot guns, how to fix stuff, it didn’t matter that I was a girl, if I was interested he’d show me. I didn’t care that this was boy stuff, I just liked that I was helping dad.

With the bonus payoff of me being a rather handy cabable adult too! Although he did his fair share of playing Barbie and tea party as well.

She might not like all of your hobbies (I never liked fishing) but give it a shot! Don’t be afraid just bc some stuck up parents would be agast she’s learning to change the oil in the car.

We are getting summer temps here, which is highly unusual. What really worries me is that, on the hot days, it’s not cooling down at night. I had to install my air conditioner. In the mountains, in MAY. East coast so we are getting humidy as well.

Also spring is normally so wet here we call it mud season, but this year it’s been so dry we’ve had forest fire within forty miles of my house. Something normally wouldn’t even worry about until August.

I’m am very scared for the future.

Yes! She had a doll too.

Oh god this show was REAL!? I watched it once when I was really sick and thought it was a fever dream.

I mean, yes? Trains stop to scrape deer off the front. Not like they are pulling up to the station with Bambi plastered across the front.

Do you have any friends or family that could leave reviews or contact the manager about her? I agree that customers complaints might have more weight. Maybe have a friend ask to speak to the manager when she pulls something visable. That way your hands are clean and management has no reason to single you out.

“We deeply regret the lose of any sea life.” Plows into whale and keeps going. Conservation? Nailed it! (Literally to the front of your ship.)

Asking the real questions here.

I mean those yacht wrecking orcas got pretty political.