FartsWithAnAccent
Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.
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Hey Spongebob, I don’t know if you’re reading this but if you don’t receive enough tips, your employer is legally obligated to make up the difference (at least in America, not sure where your pineapple under the sea is located).
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
Memes@lemmy.ml•What was the last original movie you saw and how did you watch it?English
1·11 months agoIt’s very strange, but pretty good IMO; As long as you’re not squeamish or prude it’s worth a watch.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
Memes@lemmy.ml•What was the last original movie you saw and how did you watch it?English
11·11 months agoPoor Little Things in the theater
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
Ukraine@sopuli.xyz•Russia faces a crisis regardless if Putin ends or continues the war in Ukraine, economist saysEnglish
8·1 year agoWasn’t this whole thing to distract from the crisis that is Putin’s leadership?
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
Ukraine@sopuli.xyz•Satellite images of the ammunition depot at a military airfield near Lipetsk, Russia.English
8·1 year agoAyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Putin warns US against deploying long-range missiles in GermanyEnglish
4·1 year agoStop giving them reasons to, fuckwit.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•G20 agrees to work to effectively tax the superrichEnglish
4·1 year agoI’ll believe it when it happens
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
The Onion@midwest.social•Trump Calls Emergency Meeting to Come Up With Sexist Nickname for Kamala HarrisEnglish
1·1 year agodeleted by creator
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
The Onion@midwest.social•Trump Calls Emergency Meeting to Come Up With Sexist Nickname for Kamala HarrisEnglish
21·1 year agodeleted by creator
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.ml•YouTube now disallowing any gun related content on its platform.English
4·1 year agoUse an open source option instead? Open source is a public good.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
Lord of the memes@midwest.social•Never seen the show, but come on Costume Department, you can do betterEnglish
7·1 year agoSeriously? A billion???
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
Lord of the memes@midwest.social•Never seen the show, but come on Costume Department, you can do betterEnglish
9·1 year agoThey call me…
…Tim.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•CEO Who Tanked Company's Stock By 20% Reveals 5-Point $700m Plan To Save Cracker BarrelEnglish
123·1 year agoAre you familiar with the term “whitewashing”? That’s another good one, and it happens frequently when it comes to history classes in southern states.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•if you ever dropped water or liquids on a notebook and placed it in a bucket full of rice afterwards, did the notebook work again?English
4·1 year agoStuff like silica gel can work fine, but you need to use a lot of it in an enclosed space (even better if you can circulate warm air through it) but, yeah, airflow does work just fine pretty much anywhere.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Trump Hush-Money Trial Live Updates: Prosecution Delivers Closing ArgumentsEnglish
16·1 year agoThat’s only because of how they are.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•if you ever dropped water or liquids on a notebook and placed it in a bucket full of rice afterwards, did the notebook work again?English
2·1 year agoI learned the hard way lol, glad you can learn from my mistake!
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Key West had an incredibly corrupt fire chief in the 70s. His name was "Bum" Farto, and not for the reason you would expect.English
11·1 year agoDamn, that would’ve been a good username.













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