Yeah thats kind of the whole point of social media. You post, people comment.

I see more reposted memes about the song than times I hear it.

If people shut the fuck about it, Nobody would care.

If its a budhist baby I’m putting that little shit out of the park. He will be reincarnated, my conscience is clear. /s

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The specials board currently contains a lovely selection of Shit Israel has done, Shit Musk has done and Companies making money off advertisements hate you blocking advertisements.

Can I start you off with some I dont own games I buy on Steam! or perhaps some advice on why Linux is superior to literally everything.

Great, now he and I have something in common.

Edit: her looks are about the least offensive thing about her, sorry. The terrible person is pretty hot. If it helps I’ll wipe my dick on the curtains and give her a fake number.

“Too tired to jerk off” sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

Ska with a Ukulele instead of a trumpet.

What about masturbate for sleepy?

Murder wouldnt stick, have to prove intent.

Negligent Homicide or Criminal Negligence on the other hand…

Not always. Some people change once they get power, I’ve seen 2 supervisors go that way. Awesome co-workers, cunts to work under.

Or say to the barber “Just make me look good”.

You would need volunteers, but let them witness the experiments that disprove chemtrails or flat earth bullshit themselves and in person allow them to inspect the equipment and so on.

See which ones of them are willing to actually take whats presented to them and see with their own eyes and re-evaluate their position.

The 4th pig built his house from wolf skulls, significantly less practical but it does send a fucking message.

Most big animals that are already properly scary with fur dont improve when shaved.

I think this one could be done ethically, even make a good TV show.

Oh I’m no saint. I set my cruise control at 10km/h over the speed limit, I punch it through orange lights and I sometimes roll through stop signs.

I’m talking about full blown fast and furious wannabe swerving lanes, running reds and racing literally everywhere.

Yeah, and if you want to climb in there and take his bloods and administer the androgen blockers you are welcome to.

Oh, I like this one.

Mind you Ive seen a cranky Silverback at the zoo, one with an extra gram of test and tren a day would be utterly fucking terrifying, also the roadrage would be something to behold… dibs not being the poor fucker giving it its shots.

Interesting twist… Its now mandatory.

While interesting I feel that one is more “Hilarously impractical” than anything else.