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  • BastingChemina@slrpnk.nettoCurated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksVampires
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    15 days ago

    Medical: vampires are just people affected by rabies.

    People with rabies become adverse to strong odors (like garlic) or stimuli, like watching himself in the mirror. Biting of course is part of the symptoms and the disease is transmitted through bites.

    After death it’s common for these people to have blood oozing from their mouth, as if they bite someone just before.

    And guess what nocturnal animal is carrying rabies ? Vampire bats.





  • Played well, this could be a free pass for all the other times the person is late.

    Next time they are late they can put on the silver jacket, enter the classroom with a space related excuse:

    • Sorry, the traffic was awful on the asteroid belt
    • My comet was delayed
    • A gravitational anomaly threw me out of the solar system, it took me forever to come back