The Assman

What in the florida

Alcohol-free beer + tequila= diarrhea

I would like to name my very rare disease “a very rare disease”. It’s what Abbott and Costello would do

I didn’t mention a single thing about combat roles or personal danger

To fight

To be the arm

To defend

To protect

Do you not know what any of those terms mean

You know most enlisted aren’t in combat roles right? My brother did ten years behind a desk, ended up with an awesome career and got to travel the world for free.

Selfish bastard didn’t get milady any milk

This implies planes fly on turb

You might have to just skip this 2 minute playstation commercial

My dumbass looking for Saddam Hussein like it’s where’s Waldo

Movie first, Saturday afternoon. Next it was a dinner date, and then board game night with her friends. You know, to make sure everyone is compatible.

The worry is China and to a lesser extent NK join the fight

Did you miss the NK soldiers who are currently in the kursk region right now?

But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?

There’s something about a bunch of dudes getting ready to kill a bunch of other dudes that just speaks to the soul

Crust? Mantle? We’re talking about the ocean, not pies or furniture.

Imagine you’re climbing a tree and you get to the top and grab this mfer

Am I wrong or do the wizards not remember their lives before they were sent to middle earth?

It gruntles the mind

Blubber

Damn, a person made a bunch of money by saying something amusing on camera? That’s crazy bro. Probably the first time that’s ever happened.

Must be a European penis worm