Why did swords sticking out of brain need to evolve?
Asses to asses, butts to butts
Why did swords sticking out of brain need to evolve?
stone cold lady killer
I see what you did there
This idiot never heard about all those diplodocus orgies
Back in my day there weren’t Karens in spandex in the woods. You could actually get some privacy out there.
“you won’t eat it, pussy”
- my son to my grandson
Lower back pain
I’ll never forgive my great-great-great-grandfather for getting my great-great-grandfather that greenland shark
Lived in Indiana all my life and yeah, hog shit season is a thing
People were saying the same shit about Biden dropping out up to the minute he did it.
Because dems’ only chance to win is to get non voters off their asses, which she won’t do. If people who regularly vote are holding their noses and voting for her to beat Trump, non voters won’t turn up at all.
Yes, nominate a different 100 year old man. That will put dem voters’ minds at ease.
Why is this even news? Nobody cared when he donated $100k to the Clinton foundation, nobody cares about this either
Don’t munch on a hunch
Fuck that lion, he dared me to do drugs and it ruined my life
I’m happy for them
Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid!? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
I like the bulleit old fashioned
Founders makes some great beer.
Wish he wouldn’t