Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 3 years agoWhy not?media.mas.toimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1444arrow-down112cross-posted to: pastafarianism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
arrow-up1432arrow-down1imageWhy not?media.mas.toLanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 3 years agomessage-square32linkfedilinkcross-posted to: pastafarianism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 years agoWhat have I got to lose? My mental freedom and my sanity. Those are kinda precious to me. Also I decline to wear a metal colander on my head.
minus-squaredustyData@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 years agoHeretic! may your pasta always boil either too soft and mushy or hard and chewy but never al dente again.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 years agoOh no! Maybe I should renege my sacrilegious remarks and keep one foot in Pastafarianism “just in case.”
minus-squareIncandemon@lemmy.cadeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 years agoThats okay friend, do not allow the colander wearing heathens into your mind and heart. All true faithful know that the only proper grab is that of the pirate.
What have I got to lose? My mental freedom and my sanity. Those are kinda precious to me.
Also I decline to wear a metal colander on my head.
Heretic! may your pasta always boil either too soft and mushy or hard and chewy but never al dente again.
Oh no! Maybe I should renege my sacrilegious remarks and keep one foot in Pastafarianism “just in case.”
Thats okay friend, do not allow the colander wearing heathens into your mind and heart. All true faithful know that the only proper grab is that of the pirate.