Prosecution: “Is this your signature on the bottom of this document that I am now showing to the court?”

Don Jr.: “I don’t recall.”

Defense: “Objection, your honor. My client is blind and can’t reasonably testify.”

Judge: "Overruled. Mr. Trump Jr. is clearly not blind. Also, he’s not your client.

Trump, on the steps: “The judge is biased against me! He won’t even let my son testify to excommunicate me!”

*How I expect it to go*