Oiconomia@feddit.de to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoTIL fermilab had a ferret to find obstructions in their particle accelerator in the 1960snews.fnal.govexternal-linkmessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1178arrow-down13
arrow-up1175arrow-down1external-linkTIL fermilab had a ferret to find obstructions in their particle accelerator in the 1960snews.fnal.govOiconomia@feddit.de to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareLopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down1·11 months agoFollowing a tragic exposure to a burst of gamma radiation, that ferret ended up mutated and horribly deformed, and later went on to get elected to the House of Representatives under the moniker Matt Gaetz.
minus-squareCatoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·11 months agoThis is offensive to ferrets, who are both more dignified and smell better than Gaetz.
minus-squareSterile_Technique@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·11 months agoThey’re also significantly less likely to engage in pedophilia.
Following a tragic exposure to a burst of gamma radiation, that ferret ended up mutated and horribly deformed, and later went on to get elected to the House of Representatives under the moniker Matt Gaetz.
This is offensive to ferrets, who are both more dignified and smell better than Gaetz.
They’re also significantly less likely to engage in pedophilia.
Also smarter.