Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs
Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change
Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future
Lysistrata had a point, didn’t she.
Truth. Big boobs, small boobs… climate change affects us all. Save the tatas!
Mine left town after I stopped eating like an blithe idiot. I’m still an ardent ally, as always, though.
Boob owners?
Free the boob!
Just the one? 😞
Just the favorite one.
The other’s just shy, but once you get to know her, she’s just as amazing as her teammate.
You have no idea how much you just boosted my confidence
That’s awesome, and you’re very welcome, fellow anon! 🖖🏼 Every breast is worth celebrating, especially by their bearers/owners. 🥳
Real enemy are people who don’t appreciate all boobs.
TITS OUT FOR CLIMATE!!!
And for Harambe?
No, dude. Its dicks out for harambe.
Tits are for the climate
Wait… so what are pussies for?
Cuddles and chaos.
Bunny!!
Climate Change -> Wet Bulb Temperature -> The sweety underboob
Swamp boob is the worst. Thanks, climate change!
Waiting for some chud to respond with "Climate change… in her pants!"
Interesting preemptive strike there.
I’m no chud, but I’m afraid the thought occurred to me unbidden & it was honestly the only excuse I could come up with to hide behind while also not wasting the joke. Weird mixture of embarrassment & yet wanting to share the joke. I don’t know what to say for myself…
Thus, your journey to the Dad Joke side begins…
Wait, let me try one: I hope boobs manage to stop the sea level rise, but they’ll always cause a rise in my pants. How did I do?
Big boobs feel too big to be desirable? Said who? Is it another US thing?
Small boobs usually mean nice bums…and I’m a bum man.
Same with big boobs; likely nice bums.
Basically, bums are nice.
