• Darkonion@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Have they considered selling the naming rights? Perhaps this one could be “The Citibank Global Catastrophe” or “Exxon-Mobil Extreme Weather Event™”? Surely something AI related is timely - “Anthropic Atmospheric Anomalie”?

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      1 month ago

      The Exxon-Mobil Extreme Weather Event™ sounds like something a monster truck event presenter would… You know, present:

      “TONIGHT ight ight, TACO BELL DORITOS LOCOS TACOS PRESENTS… THE EXXON-MOBIL EXTREME (guitar riff) WEATHERRRRRR EVENT ent ent!! (Airhorn, bald eagle sound that’s just a red-tailed hawk sound).”