I teach middle school so I know all the latest slang. Can’t help myself though because I love to mess with them.
I always ask them about pokey man cards and fort knife. Little do they know I had Pokemon cards before they were born and I have season 1 Fortnite skins that I got before they were old enough to play video games.
I’ll say, “oh you’re a gamer? Do you play that fort knife game? Wait it’s what? Fork Night? Is it like a Mario kind of thing? What do you do in it?”
Then after they explain I’ll say, “Wow, a lot has changed since I got that OG skull trooper skin. I stopped playing because everyone was straight dog water and I got bored.”
I used to play an MS DOS game called Siege that was made by Mindcraft. Brings back lots of memories since it was displayed on the screen for several minutes while it loaded lol. Had a cool animation and logo for the time.
Actually if there was a game called “Mindcraft” that would be as on flames as an af, no hat.
that felt like 3 sequential punches in the gut
I teach middle school so I know all the latest slang. Can’t help myself though because I love to mess with them.
I always ask them about pokey man cards and fort knife. Little do they know I had Pokemon cards before they were born and I have season 1 Fortnite skins that I got before they were old enough to play video games.
I’ll say, “oh you’re a gamer? Do you play that fort knife game? Wait it’s what? Fork Night? Is it like a Mario kind of thing? What do you do in it?”
Then after they explain I’ll say, “Wow, a lot has changed since I got that OG skull trooper skin. I stopped playing because everyone was straight dog water and I got bored.”
They fucking love it every time.
I used to play an MS DOS game called Siege that was made by Mindcraft. Brings back lots of memories since it was displayed on the screen for several minutes while it loaded lol. Had a cool animation and logo for the time.
https://piped.video/watch?v=hhn7yTvpU5I
https://www.myabandonware.com/game/siege-1i8