And to my horror the cars display screen was… IN FRENCH!!!
You know what that means, the last person to drive this rent was a QUÉBÉCOIS!
Not only did I have to spend like ten minutes figuring out how to get the screen back to English I had to imagine was kind of Pervy French-Canadian shit this person got up to in this car. I wonder how long it took the Enterprise staff to get out the stench of cigarettes and duck fat from this Nissan Ultima.
What do Quebecois and Canada Goose have in common? They can’t read signs, loud, rude, poop in public, and don’t speak English. Low trust society.