And to my horror the cars display screen was… IN FRENCH!!!

You know what that means, the last person to drive this rent was a QUÉBÉCOIS!

Not only did I have to spend like ten minutes figuring out how to get the screen back to English I had to imagine was kind of Pervy French-Canadian shit this person got up to in this car. I wonder how long it took the Enterprise staff to get out the stench of cigarettes and duck fat from this Nissan Ultima.