“Oh, so you guys actually fly Flying Saucers?”
“Yes, it’s the most efficient design for faster than light travel.”
“Okay, so what is up with all the probing?”
“That’s just how we greet people.”
“Oh… Yeah FYI that has a bit of a different connotation in human culture.”


When will you apologise for the Kelly–Hopkinsville encounter, fiend
When you stop calling me Hooty McBoob
I’ve never called you that but I will now