thelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 29 days agoElon the Chess "expert" is losing to a twitter internhexbear.netimagemessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1145arrow-down1imageElon the Chess "expert" is losing to a twitter internhexbear.netthelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 29 days agomessage-square47linkfedilinkfile-text
Richest man in the world keep trying and failing to get people to like him by being terminally online Tweto https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/2095957021644222969
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·29 days agoLathe suggestion: Dick torn apart by a sex doll
minus-squareuserse31 [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·29 days agoInflate his genitals until they burst.
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·29 days agoHonestly, it’s hard to beat the classics
minus-squarechgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-228 days ago Drowning in human waste after falling into the cesspit. If that isn’t the great allegory of our times
minus-squarechgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·28 days agoWell allegedly his dick is already bodged
Lathe suggestion: Dick torn apart by a sex doll
Inflate his genitals until they burst.
Honestly, it’s hard to beat the classics
If that isn’t the great allegory of our times
Well allegedly his dick is already bodged