thelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 17 days agoElon the Chess "expert" is losing to a twitter internhexbear.netimagemessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1145arrow-down1imageElon the Chess "expert" is losing to a twitter internhexbear.netthelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 17 days agomessage-square47linkfedilinkfile-text
Richest man in the world keep trying and failing to get people to like him by being terminally online Tweto https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/2095957021644222969
minus-squaremiz [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·17 days agois there a way he could die over and over again
minus-squareSexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·17 days agoWe may have to ask Respected Comrade Kim if he can teach us the art of Juche necromancy.
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·17 days agoStop his heart, let him sit for a minute, resuscitate him, then repeat until his heart explodes
minus-squaregoferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·17 days agoI can safely say for just about everyone, elons heart simply stopping is no where enough suffering. Even if it’s a series of stops and starts
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·17 days agoHey Grok, how do you give locked in syndrome to a whiny South African man in his 50’s, with the goal of letting him live to be 110?
is there a way he could die over and over again
We may have to ask Respected Comrade Kim if he can teach us the art of Juche necromancy.
Stop his heart, let him sit for a minute, resuscitate him, then repeat until his heart explodes
I can safely say for just about everyone, elons heart simply stopping is no where enough suffering. Even if it’s a series of stops and starts
Hey Grok, how do you give locked in syndrome to a whiny South African man in his 50’s, with the goal of letting him live to be 110?